Cafe Peppers On The Green is Closing.

The gengsi snobs of The Green will be happy , probably rubbing their hands in gleeful contempt at the emminent closing of Pepper’s Cafe.

Thanks to the Panijan Sisters for their truly delicious authentic Javaneese meals that my lads have enjoyed for many a lunch time on the Green.

No thanks to the complete abscence of community support from the stingy upstarts that live in ‘Swanksville Green’.

Like Nath and Sam’s and a number of cafes that came before us, we have decided it is a thankless struggle to please and cater to the arrogance of this residential cluster.

It could have been so wonderful

I have personally witnessed complaints from upstarts that park their shiny BMWs out the front then whinge about paying a dollar twenty cents for freshly cooked Gado=Gado , the suace for which is hand ground over the course of half an hour in the early morning hours.
“Can I get a discount without rice ?’
Or the famously rich and retired who order 1 nasi goreng for delivery to their three storied , four garage mansion then complain about the 50cent delivery fee.

The food is great, and the trees are truly delightful here, but I’m beggining to wonder how much longer I can stomach the kind of social fibre ( or lack of ) in the people that live here.

Well enjoy your KFC and Pop Mie then !
Adios !

Crowded House – Mansion In The Slums
B-Side “Into Temptation” 1988
Temple Of Low Men

I’d much rather have a caravan in the hills
Than a mansion in the slums
The taste of success only lasts you
Half an hour or less
But it loves you when it comes
And you laugh at yourself
While you’re bleeding to death

I’d much rather have a trampoline in my front room
Than an isolation tank
I wish I was a million miles away
From the manager’s door
There is trouble at the bank
You laugh at yourself
As you go deep into debt
Laugh at yourself
While he’s breathing down your neck

Who can stop me
With money in my pocket
Sometimes I get it free
The best of both worlds
I’d much rather have a caravan in the hills
I’d much rather have a mansion in the hills
Than a mansion in the slums
Yeah I’d much rather
What I mean is, would you mind if I had it all
I’ll take it when it comes
And you laugh at yourself
While you’re bleeding to death
And somebody else is always
Breathing down your neck
Laugh at yourself
While he’s hanging over your head
The best of both worlds
It’ll soon be over

 

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Ibu Kartini Day

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Step One Pre-school kids enjoy Kartini Day on The Green.

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How Many Earth Hours To Save A Dying Planet ?

Earth Hour

( Andi Benson)

Earth Hour

It came and went.

Another greenie token spent.

On Climate Change it made no dent,

So sell your house and buy a tent.

 

Humans Five. Forests Four.

Mother Nature is our whore.

Hey ! what’s that great big mountain for ?

Dig it up ! There might be ore !

 

Entire towns tornadoes smear,

Tiny islands disappear,

It’s getting hotter year by year,

Turn off your fridge and drink warm beer.

 

And when Earth Hour

Becomes Earth Day

Hippies unite and chant ‘Hooray !’

We can all with clear conscience sleep

Counting dolphins instead of sheep

What little forest is left, is left to keep.

…or maybe should we try …

Earth Week.

 

So turn your lights off,

And your air-con too.

Think of energy saving things you can do

Cause the oceans are rising,

As sure as they’re blue

So sell your SUV and buy a canoe.

europe-from-space-andre-kuipers

 

 

Earth Hour Part II.    ( from my dark side)

And do you know WATT ?

In Indonesia,

There’s a picture you’ve never seen, yeah ?

While the West is out playing with the birds and bees,

We’re cutting down trees with the greatest of ease ya !

Giving Mother Earth’s lungs another seizure ,

Call it catastrophe , I call it disease yo ,

If Earth Hour’s your conscience ,

Then, we got amnesia,

Turn your lights off for an hour,

If it’ll please you,

But I got a story , gonna bring you to your knees though.

Let’s talk flouro for a mo’

Over here in Indo,

We got Carefor-os

The size of small cities yo !

SoGo ask the French who they pity now , No ?

A thousand flouros on from 10 till 10

Getting’ good Euros from Rupiah and Yen.

Care for no one,

Not trees, not men,

Just selling over packed powder and double wrapped cheese to them.

When it washes to the rivers turns the water into phlegm,

That flows into the oceans,

Then WATT then ?

Palm Oil !

Bio-fuel will save us !

Put electricity and MacD’s even in the darkest caves yes ?

Where we gonna put the palms ?

There’s a forest over there, yes ?

No wait ! What a mess !

Don’t you need a permit ?

Take a wild guess…..

I can’t talk anymore,

I’m already choking.

Meant to be breathing air,

It feels like I’m smoking.

Earth Hour you say ?

Say WATT ? You must be joking !

Our forests are on fire , we stand by and watch them stoking.

Come back next year

And then tell me who you’ve awoken.

No# 10 ; sit in the dark and contemplate the gullibility of it all.

 

There’s a lot of shit and what you’ve gotta get through.

But it’s the choices you make that define the person who’s you.

 

 

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